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Monday, 04-15-2002)
posted by GIDDEON

Hey Giddeon, you have to write a rant! right now! the comic's going up today! 0_o... it's almost as if I had a webcomic I'm writing or somethingness... I've never written a rant before, I dunno... ummm... Photoshop coloring takes a long time... it's hard to make clean lines with a pencil... Ben looks like he's floating.

*starts singing Kiseki no Hana* what, huh? rant? what? oh yeah, that rant. Everyone give their most massive amounts of thanks to Eli for setting up this wonderful system for us all to spit out our little sparkling glimmers of webcomic-type smurfy goodness. *flops a few thanks over to the great Eli*.

Anyway, for my first final words of wonder, this is only the beginning. If you stick around, you'll get to see evil dudes, catgirls, battleships, extras that die in one strip, flailing squid *cough*, and... *as Devon stares at him evilly* ...sexy catboys -_-' -- See you later ^_^.

(Monday, 04-15-2002) posted by ELI

Well, here it is. Gaiderion IV, the web comic! Ph33r! Now, let me explain how things will work around here.

The Info page contains story and characther information. It's fairly empty at the moment, mostly because we don't want to spoil anything for you!

The Omake page is just what it sounds like - extras. Fanart can also be found there. We currently have 1 wallpaper (made by me ^^) and two pieces of fanart done by Veronica.

The Forums and Store pages are just what they sound like. Nothing in the Store yet. Drop by the forums and say hi!

And last, the rants. We have four of them, which is rather apparent. Aside from the four of us, Veronica and Beth may also be ranting from time to time. I'll have more to say about the website next time. If you find problems with it, drop by the forums or contact me.

Remember: to email any of us, click on the chibi picts next to our rants.

(Monday, 04-15-2002) posted by DEVON

Lets all scream in joy. The comic is finally up. For all of the fangirls out there, I will try my best to convince Giddeon to put more sexy catboys and such in the comic, I wish he would draw Yaoi but ya know he is all like “Guys don’t do that” and what not, but I’ll try to get Veronica to draw some more.

All of you should thank Eli for the site, and Giddeon for the actual comic. As you can see we have four rants, crazy no? But yeah this comic actually has mecha cool isn’t it.

One more thing say it with me, Hot Yaoi Action!….that felt good.

(Monday, 04-15-2002) posted by BEN

The icon of Thanksgiving is the Turkey. We eat the turkey in a festival of flesh eating carnage and bad beverages. However... The Easter Bunny is the icon of Easter... And yet all you do is go and harvest nasty eggs its crapped out that are curiously in different colors... Wheres the meat gnawing carnage? I want to go pick up a big pink fluffly dead Easter Bunny at Albertsons and take it home, remove that little "entrails" packet thats in its stomach, and stuff it with good stuff, then cook the thing. Then theres Holloween... And well... The icon of holloween is the pumpkin, and we eat pumpkin pie. But then theres Christmas... The icon of christmas is Santa. I hope greedily for the day that we get to go to Albertsons and bring home a big fat dude in a santa suit to cook up. Actually that would be nasty. Forget that. Im still all for the bunny thing though. Anyways ^_^


Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by GIDDEON
They call me the jousting jester... or the jesting jouster.

Ah, sou da, the comic is continuing at it's given pace... you should all best be prepared, for the art only gets crappier from here on! Bwahahahahah! I'm working on the bishounen, I swear. Really, really! *runs away* *comes back screaming like a..... something* sorry about the mass genkiness of death, but I just got out of a CS midterm which was kinda..... something scary-like. Keeping up with a once-a-week schedule is tough... I wonder how other webcomic artists do like, 4 a week, or whatnot. Bleedin' saiko's they is. ...yeah.

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by ELI

Strip 2. W00t! Now the comic really gets started.

I'm considering adding some sort of system like Blogger for updating rants. It would be a lot easier for me, and I'm sure for everyone else. My main concern would be compatibility with Keenspace's update system. I'm also not sure what having 4 Blogger thingies on one page would do either. I'm going to look into all that later.

For now, rants may be posted later than mindnight on Mondays. Check back later in the week to see if there are any changes (as if that many people were reading them...heh ^^).

Oh yes! I almost forgot to mention Fanime. We'll all be there for the entire 3 days of the con. I'm going to be cosplaying as Sinister Black Vash. Woo, go me! ^_^

As Devon mentions, you'll probably find us in the karaoke room for a good portion of the time. I'm no good at singing, but hey, ya never know what may happen.

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by DEVON

Well this is the second strip, I think I turned out great. Giddeon captured the retro look of the dad. I also went to Wondercon, a crappy little comic convention with my dad, but the up part was that they had some nice anime stuff also. Fanime is only 5 days away, you should all watch me and Gidd sing Kiseki no Hana from Initial D. The more people watching the more likely I pass out ^_^;;; If any one reads this I will be at the karaoke room basically all night.

I don’t have anything else to say so bye bye.

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by BEN

I just went to WonderCon... It was pretty cool. A lot of the same people that were there last time were there. I only saw two real cosplayers, two Sailor Moon girls, one from Hawaii, the other from Japan. I bought four more wallscrolls, two pins, one miniposter, and two CDs. Oh, and download "Yoko Kanno - Go Ri A Te"... Its the music that plays as I walk through a futuristic city screaming at old ladies and eating their fluffy poodles. And after I eat their fluffy poodles I do this little irish sailor/balerina dance as my victory salute. Hey man, thats what the song is telling me ^_^ Its kinda funny... Most people dream of charging into battle to a song like "White Zombie - Soul Crusher"... I dream of charging into battle playing the Ojamajo Doremi Opening ^_^ And with that - Like a hawk on fire, I swoop!

-BEN-MAN-


Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by GIDDEON
They call me the jousting jester... or the jesting jouster.

Ah, sou da, the comic is continuing at it's given pace... you should all best be prepared, for the art only gets crappier from here on! Bwahahahahah! I'm working on the bishounen, I swear. Really, really! *runs away* *comes back screaming like a..... something* sorry about the mass genkiness of death, but I just got out of a CS midterm which was kinda..... something scary-like. Keeping up with a once-a-week schedule is tough... I wonder how other webcomic artists do like, 4 a week, or whatnot. Bleedin' saiko's they is. ...yeah.

Monday, May 13, 2002 posted by ELI

Yeah, been lazy about updating rants. I really should get a better system in place.

Comic is continuing on schedule. I uploaded some more resolutions for the Gaiderion IV wallpaper.

How many people are actually reading this comic, anyway? I want someone to post in the Forums...

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by DEVON

Well this is the second strip, I think I turned out great. Giddeon captured the retro look of the dad. I also went to Wondercon, a crappy little comic convention with my dad, but the up part was that they had some nice anime stuff also. Fanime is only 5 days away, you should all watch me and Gidd sing Kiseki no Hana from Initial D. The more people watching the more likely I pass out ^_^;;; If any one reads this I will be at the karaoke room basically all night.

I don’t have anything else to say so bye bye.

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by BEN

I just went to WonderCon... It was pretty cool. A lot of the same people that were there last time were there. I only saw two real cosplayers, two Sailor Moon girls, one from Hawaii, the other from Japan. I bought four more wallscrolls, two pins, one miniposter, and two CDs. Oh, and download "Yoko Kanno - Go Ri A Te"... Its the music that plays as I walk through a futuristic city screaming at old ladies and eating their fluffy poodles. And after I eat their fluffy poodles I do this little irish sailor/balerina dance as my victory salute. Hey man, thats what the song is telling me ^_^ Its kinda funny... Most people dream of charging into battle to a song like "White Zombie - Soul Crusher"... I dream of charging into battle playing the Ojamajo Doremi Opening ^_^ And with that - Like a hawk on fire, I swoop!

-BEN-MAN-


Monday, May 20, 2002 posted by GIDDEON

Well, the comic's coming along all niceishly, isn't it? Deadlines are hard to meet *nod nod*. And yeah, I'm gonna change the art style from here on. Instead of photoshop coloring like it has been, I think I'm gonna shade it with a pencil myself instead. Better art and faster, sounds pretty spiffy to me ^_^. Funny rants are hard... gaah Ben makes it look so easy, that freak ^_^; Now, off to prepare for the second Final of the day *whoosh*

Monday, May 20, 2002 posted by ELI

And so it continues. Next week we're getting our apartment, and things will be busy for a while. But once everything calms down, there will be more activity around here.

Ah, my rant is so boring compared to the others... ^_^ I think they will be more interesting in the future though.

Monday, April 22, 2002 posted by DEVON

Well this is the second strip, I think I turned out great. Giddeon captured the retro look of the dad. I also went to Wondercon, a crappy little comic convention with my dad, but the up part was that they had some nice anime stuff also. Fanime is only 5 days away, you should all watch me and Gidd sing Kiseki no Hana from Initial D. The more people watching the more likely I pass out ^_^;;; If any one reads this I will be at the karaoke room basically all night.

I don’t have anything else to say so bye bye.

Monday, May 20, 2002 posted by BEN

Well, I just got back from the lush island of Maui. Very little happens on Maui... Put yourself in a cardboard box filled with 1lb sand, 1lb green paing, and 1lb teenage bimbo and 3 lbs humidity, then jump inside the box, and you will have duplicated Hawaii to an almost frightening level. I also learned that there is a species of small plentiful black fish in the seas off Hawaii that can serve a useful purpose. Grab one, dry its skin, then stick it on a stick, and light it on fire, and you have a Fish Torch. This works because the fish is incredibly oily. Now... This got me to thinking... Can you do such a thing with anything that is oily...? For instance, next time Im out exploring a forest, Im going to bring along a juicy faced teenage computer nerd with a ghastly oily face. When the sun goes down, I will rip off his oily face, stick it on a stick, and light it on fire and it will provide light for me to see with! Seeeee? Computer nerds /do/ serve a purpose in society! Theyre the emergency torch materiel!!! But with this secret out.. I must protect my own computer nerd juicy face... mmm... juicy...


Thursday, June 20, 2002 posted by GIDDEON

Oi. Explanation of the current art day (as if anyone was going to read it). We just watched Angelic Layer, and afterwards we were really bored, and decided to draw for no real reason whatsoever. What to draw? We decided to draw what our angels would be if we had them... and being the freakish gamer I am, mine (Blitz) came out all Megaman-y, but yeah, it would beat the crap out of Veronica's bishounen pretty-boy type, not battle-ready at all ^_^

Thursday, June 27, 2002 posted by ELI

We're now updating twice a week! Look for new strips (or perhaps sometimes art days) on Thursdays now, in addition to Mondays.

In about a week we'll be heading down to AnimeExpo 2002, so probably no updates during that time.

Monday, June 10, 2002 posted by DEVON

Giddeon and Eli are now addicted to DDR, I am sort of indifferent to it but I haven't played much anyways, so I can't blame them. But that is exactly why the strip is a mecha DDR strip. It really should be Eli facing Giddeon, Because I really suck, but whatever.

Its been awhile since I last ranted but since no one will be reading this anyways its okay ^_^

I on the other hand am more addicted to Soul Calibur and Guilty Gear X, oh yeah those games rule. I can't even beat Guilty Gear X on easy (and I'm not that bad, infact pretty decent) but on hard it must be so hard that you could call it a Rightous Mega-Killing Fire of Gear. Well if you get a chance play Guilty Gear X (if you like fighting games).

Monday, May 20, 2002 posted by BEN

Well, I just got back from the lush island of Maui. Very little happens on Maui... Put yourself in a cardboard box filled with 1lb sand, 1lb green paing, and 1lb teenage bimbo and 3 lbs humidity, then jump inside the box, and you will have duplicated Hawaii to an almost frightening level. I also learned that there is a species of small plentiful black fish in the seas off Hawaii that can serve a useful purpose. Grab one, dry its skin, then stick it on a stick, and light it on fire, and you have a Fish Torch. This works because the fish is incredibly oily. Now... This got me to thinking... Can you do such a thing with anything that is oily...? For instance, next time Im out exploring a forest, Im going to bring along a juicy faced teenage computer nerd with a ghastly oily face. When the sun goes down, I will rip off his oily face, stick it on a stick, and light it on fire and it will provide light for me to see with! Seeeee? Computer nerds /do/ serve a purpose in society! Theyre the emergency torch materiel!!! But with this secret out.. I must protect my own computer nerd juicy face... mmm... juicy...


Thursday, July 4, 2002 posted by GIDDEON

Ahh... heh eh he eh... yeah, I've been... how do you say... missing... strips... but I HAVE AN EXCUSE! Anime Expo is tomorrow and we've been getting ready... yeah, that's right, getting ready heheh... I swear I'll get better, I swear, please don't bring out the bashing stick... please... *cough* okei that's enough.

The next strip is going to get damned spiffly though, I won't spoil it (because I know soooo many people are looking forward to it), but it will involve catgirls and spaceships. Oooooh, yay ^_^. I guess that's about it, but you best be looking forward to the rest of the plot ^_^. Otanoshimi ni.

Monday, July 15, 2002 posted by ELI

Well, AX came and went very fast. Although we managed last Thursdays strip, tragedy has fallen upon the scetches for todays installment. But once Giddeon defeats the 3vil Water Demon, expect the plot to continue.

On to site updates - there's something new lurking in the Omake section! The IllogiBot comic strip. And after you've gone to check that out, be sure to go to our Store and buy yourself an IllogiShirt and a pair of IllogiShorts!

Thursday, July 4, 2002 posted by DEVON

AX Is going to be so much fun I can't wait. The same story remains, I will be in the karaoke room all night, and in the Day I will be frolicking about.

Gotta write something Oh I know you must go play "Dark Age of Camelot" if you have 10 extra dollars every month, but it will be worth it, so.... Play it!... Gotta think.... If I Lived in Mushroom Kingdom, I would eat more vegatables, and plenty of Koopas too. Speaking of mario I play 45 minutes of Mario Cart every day, and no one can beat my Rainbow Road mega-drifting.

Thursday, August 01, 2002 posted by BEN

See... Listen up... You would think that a easy source of food would be dirt, but we cannot eat dirt, so we must find an easier source of food, sand will not do, because it feels like your eating coffee grounds pulled from a whales butt, so the only thing to do is to make up some new idea for constructing food so what I suggest is this, in deep space where there is nothing at all there are still particles that form and then disapear almost instantly so all we need to do is to figure out a way to harness this awesome power so that we can make ROASTED TURKEYS APPEAR, you see it makes so much sense I almost flatter myself to death for when this finally happens people will build monuments for me and I will be encased in a gold exoskeleton and made to live forever and be placed atop everest for all to see, but to do that I will need to flatten out the earth and make myself about 8 miles tall, for then everyone will be able to see me and appreciate the awesome glory of me for making ROASTED TURKEYS APPEAR FROM THE COLD VOID OF SPACE, however if this went out of control there would be a massive influx of Void Turkeys and it could hamper life as we know it, so thus I would create the Bens Royal Anti Void Turkey Brigade Of Infinite Wanton Explosions and I would rule the galaxy with a iron wanton fist and destroy any Void Turkeys that appeared, but however if a turkey read Battle Of The Ultra Brothers it would know that it could fall into a black hole then absorb all of the black holes near infinite power and conqour the universe, so I would have an anto Ultra Void Turkey Wanton Death Explosion Pow Bang Pistol brigade to stop that if that happened, but however, if the turkey had read the battle of the Ultra Brothers well, it would know that it would be able to take any form it wanted, and I would have to have a safeguard to protect the last 28 UltraBens and fight Ultra Void Turkey to the very end with my infinite lust passion desire and manliness but however if i couldnt win I would merely fling myself into the inner dimension and return as a mind controlled BENVIL, and with my infinite powers I would brain wash an army and control it and turn it into the Benervision Army we would take over the universe, but then the Ultra Void Turkey would create a race of gigantic warriors to stop me who would use the powers of song to try and stop me, so I would need to figure out a way to kill these spiritia assassins, and in the end I would build myself a gigantic transforming space battleship the likes no one has ever seen before and I would destroy the Ultra Void Turkeys Super Turkey Fortress Macbirdcross and I would pound it into oblivion and I would force the Ultra Void Turkey to participate in Amsterdam Donkey Shows for the rest of his meaningless existence as I reconstructed the order of the UltraBens and make Squid Sperm Packet Wars an olympic sport, but it would stop when an unsuspecting mutant girl got pregnant and gave birth to a HUMAN SQUID and thus I would have a new enemy, SQUIDIOUS MAXIMUS - but thats another story...


Monday, August 12, 2002
posted by GIDDEON
Yeaaaaaa... I got a new scanner, a new scanner, new, as in never before used, and on top of that, it's really friggin good! 1200 dpi, as in 12x10 or 3x4x2x5 or whatever, I think you get it, it's way better than my old one, waaay better. You can actually see anyting lighter than a dark dark grey! Gaaaah..... everything's better when you have wonderful PS2 games to watch in the background (as Devon initiates further creamage in TXR: Zero on the T.V.) And about the strip, I was gonna actually draw cool versions of all the full-armor modes, but yeah... Gaizer's came out cool, but then I realized GUNDAMS AND VALKYRIES ARE REALLY HARD TO DRAW, LET ALONE FULL-ARMOR VERSIONS (which just means more mecha in a more compact package). Oh yeah, and you're gonna see Beth's mechanics more to come (because I love drawing them, with their four line faces and whatnot). I think I'll send out squardrons of them in battle armor as cannon fodder or something ^_^; wheeee carnage.

Thursday, August 08, 2002
posted by VERONICA
If you take two muskrats, dunk them in coffee, toss them in the blender, set it to pulverize, then pour the liquid  into a jell-o mould and let it set for seventy years before taking it and throwing it at your second cousin's ex-boyfriend's husband's half sister's hairdresser's uncle three times removed's pet donkey and look at the ensuing mess you can often find out your future. Or so I am told by the Magical Wall of Wonderful Wonderment. I tried it yesterday and it told me that I would go on a mystical quest to find the Great Talking Pickled Buffalo Wings of Istanbul, Not Constantinople. Naturally I was skeptical, but then what should appear before me as I was walking home from work but a talking goldfish-turtle-banana-slug. It told me that I was the only person who could save it's people (if they could be called that) from the Eeeevil Napkin Holder. It then transported me to a strange realm where the dental floss floated tranquilly across the magenta sky and the spam river bubbled along placidly through the planes. The goldfish-turtle-banana-slug told me that it's name was Gefilkefish and that it was the apparent heair-apparent. I followed Gefilkefish to his rye-crisp covered palace atop Mt.Smint. There I was told the Legend of The Greatest Snack Phood. Apparently many many eons ago a great evil had fallen across the land and squished a couple of things (and got a couple bruises to boot). A band of warriors came together to combat this evil and save the land. In order to do so they searched far and wide for the most holy of holy relics. After much toil and strife they found a hidden temple under the coffee table (where they should have looked in the first place) and there they found the Great Talking Pickled Buffalo Wings of Istanbul, Not Constantinople. They rejoiced for they knew that with this they could combat the great evil that had fallen on the land. However, when they went to face the evil they discovered that it had gotten up, dusted itself of, and left. Awash in the glory of their absolute victory they raised the Buffalo Wings on high and proclaimed that henceforward, whenever the land was in peril (or if the people of the land were just really really bored) there would come a hero from another land who would weild the Great Wings and save them all. During the overly long story I grew hungry and looked around for something to eat. Being the abismally clever girl that I am the first place I looked was under the coffee table. Lo and behold I found a lovely box filled with pickled buffalo wings. Driven by my mighty stomach I ate the entire box in a few bites. It was about that time that Gefilkefish finished his story. Then he started screaming so loud that I was sure they could hear him all the way on Planet X. I couldn't figure out what the little guy (if he could be called that) was so upset about. He just kept screaming and blubling and wiggling and sputtering and doing the fandango...then he called the army of plumcots and ordered them to attack me mercilessly. Luckily, I was saved in the nick of time by a passing by magazine salesman and returned safely to my home where I found that Giddeon was gone and didn't leave anything to update with. Being that I was energized by my previous snack I created the beautiful masterpiece of a guest strip that you have no doubt witnessed (and if you haven't, then what the hell are you doing reading this rant¿! Read the comic baka!). If you actually read all of this then you are crazier than I am...and I wrote it. You freaky freak you.


Monday, August 12, 2002
posted by GIDDEON
Yeaaaaaa... I got a new scanner, a new scanner, new, as in never before used, and on top of that, it's really friggin good! 1200 dpi, as in 12x10 or 3x4x2x5 or whatever, I think you get it, it's way better than my old one, waaay better. You can actually see anyting lighter than a dark dark grey! Gaaaah..... everything's better when you have wonderful PS2 games to watch in the background (as Devon initiates further creamage in TXR: Zero on the T.V.) And about the strip, I was gonna actually draw cool versions of all the full-armor modes, but yeah... Gaizer's came out cool, but then I realized GUNDAMS AND VALKYRIES ARE REALLY HARD TO DRAW, LET ALONE FULL-ARMOR VERSIONS (which just means more mecha in a more compact package). Oh yeah, and you're gonna see Beth's mechanics more to come (because I love drawing them, with their four line faces and whatnot). I think I'll send out squardrons of them in battle armor as cannon fodder or something ^_^; wheeee carnage.

Monday, September 09, 2002
posted by GIDDEON
Okay. Rant time. I've been slacking... a lot... yeah, if anyone is actually still checking this, I AM starting again, I've just been a major lazy bum until now. I apologize! Gomen nasai! *sigh* doing this comic takes a whole lot more dedication than you'd think. As many times as I say it, it won't get any less true ^_^.

Well, I guess that's pretty much it, this rant is just to show that I'm not dead or kidnapped or being tortured by Nazi squid or anything, just a lazy teenager like everyone else ^_^; I will atone for my sins.


Wednesday, April 24, 2003
posted by ELI
One year after Gaiderion IV first launched, the new site is finally up after a long period of silence. The comic has not ended as far as we're concerned, but it probably won't be updated very regularly or often. This new site is intended to not focus on the comic quite as much and focus more on other artwork and interesting things. The Artwork section will be the largest, now featuring some of my own anime wallpapers. The Store will feature some new items soon, and MAYBE SOMEONE WILL POST IN THE FORUMS. ^_^

For today, check out the new comic strip, the new Evil Z wallpaper, and the totally revamped Info page.


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